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Xanthe wrote:I think guitar playing could be a bit of a challenge

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Massage 7 to 8 drops gently on the penis shaft...1 to 2 times a day for atleast for 30 days regularly

Why stop at 30 days when you're having so much fun?! [img]smileys/smiley15.gif[/img]


Do you get any magazines with this oil? huh? [img]smileys/smiley2.gif[/img]
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Any other testimonials ? (shopping for stocking stuffers)
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Any other testimonials ? (shopping for stocking stuffers)

"Stocking stuffer" would seem to be most apposite for this particular medication.


Personally, I've always thought the likeliest outcome of responding to these ads is to get shafted. [img]smileys/smiley36.gif[/img]


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"Stocking stuffer" would seem to be most apposite for this particular medication.


yes, I know.( [img]smileys/smiley36.gif[/img])


But here's a [img]smileys/smiley36.gif[/img]for your getting shafted.


and now a [img]smileys/smiley36.gif[/img][img]smileys/smiley36.gif[/img]cuz I think I just shafted you !


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"Stocking stuffer" would seem to be most apposite for this particular medication.


yes, I know.( [img]smileys/smiley36.gif[/img])


But here's a [img]smileys/smiley36.gif[/img]for your getting shafted.


and now a [img]smileys/smiley36.gif[/img][img]smileys/smiley36.gif[/img]cuz I think I just shafted you !


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I will hopefully be able to rise to the occasion as I like to think that I'm big enough to accommodate your shafting with some aplomb. [img]smileys/smiley36.gif[/img][img]smileys/smiley36.gif[/img]
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"Testi-moan-als"


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How much for your penis oil? Will it work on my back? I slump too much...
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I prefer to use a bag of sweets.


It's easier at the school gates tosay: 'Hey little girl, want a sweetie?' than saying:'Hey litle giril, want to see some oil?' It doesn't quite work somehow.......
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