Cars for Nobs

OK I can't remember if I ever ranted before but I have decided that Smart cars should be called Nobs Cars....bloody idiots think they can park the damn things anywhere, as if they are invisible or something. Everyone else parallel parks down my road which isn't wide by any stretch iof the imagination. Two so-called Smart cars park nose to kerb and we all have to sqwerve round the bloody things and risk hitting the ars parked opposite..Freakin nobs!!

[TonyMiller]

Get a couple of your mates to lift em up and move em, or turn em upside down like turtles!

[dawnsinclair]

You come and do it Tony!

[TonyMiller]

Not with my back/knees etc...
But if you're gentle with me...

[dawnsinclair]

gently easing Tony into invalid chair and handing him a guitar....